And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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