question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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