I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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