I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
they need to just BURY HIM!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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