My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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