Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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