your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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