She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i dont even know how to be here
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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