You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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