I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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