Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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