yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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