The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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