Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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