Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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