I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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