She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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