Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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