Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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