Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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