omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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