His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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