Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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