so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
