Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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