apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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