I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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