Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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