Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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