Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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