"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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