Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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