The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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