He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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