I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
the raccoons are back...
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