where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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