Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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