I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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