shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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