You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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