just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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