omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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