come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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