They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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