I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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