I'm lost and stupid without you.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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