I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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