What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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