i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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