i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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