ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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