so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize