I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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