So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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