Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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